refactor: (besides ‘Ye)
[ On Tuesday, Yuno will be getting a pretty out of the blue message from Jack! He does actually have something in mind here that he wants to talk to her about, but. First thing's first: ]

Hey, Yuno. Sorry for uh

Well probably should've sent you another message sooner? After Saturday night. Buuuut kinda got distracted, honestly. This place is like equal parts HELLA boring and then I'm busy trying to figure stuff out. Crazy stuff.

How're your legs doing, kiddo?
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[ After their conversation, Jack had left Elizabeth to go find Rhys. It was unsurprising, since whatever bond Jack and Rhys had, it was... complicated, to say the least. Jack going to hunt him down earlier would have perhaps been worrying, and maybe it still was. Even so. As the weeks had gone on since Rhys's death, there had definitely been a fading resentment for Rhys, so Elizabeth could be fairly certain that Jack wouldn't still be holding that rage.

Of course, when she approaches Jack's little cabin, she'd be free to have doubts about that, because there is definitely yelling.

But weirdly, it's melodic yelling? Jack is truly belting out some kind of song, but it's not really singing so much as yelling.

The door is at least unlocked, so she can let herself in, but. It's definitely a super fucking stupid sight, because Jack is definitely yell-singing the chorus at Rhys. He gets to "size of your mainframe" before jabbing a finger at Rhys and moving onto another thought: ]


Nonono, fuck you, I stand by this, you're a total ass for making that your encr—

[ Though he seems to notice Elizabeth at this point, so he abruptly stops and looks at her. ]

Oh, hey, Liz. Found him.

[ this is Fine ]
refactor: (ooh spare head)


You let Jack be in control of the trial, so this was the natural consequence tbh...
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[ Jack hadn't quite forgotten about wanting to talk to Dorian, but for a while after things calm down (at least, so much as they could), Jack just keeps to himself in silence. It's pretty clear that whatever the Queen had shown him had shaken him, since a thoughtful, pensive silence didn't exactly suit the person Jack had been up to this point... But whatever it is, eventually he at least decides that it can't stall him.

He'll take the time to ask Luke to accompany him, and Adam comes along as a result, which Jack doesn't actually object to at all in this case. He seems distracted more than actually really caring one way or another, and that carries to when the group goes to find Dorian too.

Still, that said, it might not exactly be a bad thing. Jack is more subdued by now, hardly the argumentative and baiting tone he'd been carrying earlier. ]


So. You had something to say to me, as I recall. Hope you don't mind me bringing my clique, since, y'know, not the most trusting guy.
refactor: (you're really cute. yes homo.)
[ There's been a group of people trying to hunt down Dave since he had woken up, but at least it's not to, you know, revenge murder him. Though that said, all of the members of said group are probably aware enough that this isn't quite Dave's concern. It's been pretty much impossible so far, and maybe as a joke, or maybe completely seriously, Dave will find a note on his door at some point in the day, and it's very clearly Jack's handwriting: ]

WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BONERFARTS

(you totally do)

COME TO THE VIEWPORT AT 4PM

BE THERE OR YOU'RE A TOTAL DICK


[ Jack probably did not get buy-off on this method.

Even so, at four, the crew is definitely chilling in the viewport regardless of Jack's stupid methods. ]


C'mon, there's at least— I dunno. Thirty percent chance? I'll go with thirty. That he'll show. Bonerfarts are funny.
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[ So after the trial, Jack will briefly approach Luke, Elizabeth, and Jason and ask all of them to come stop by his room in an hour. Luckily, if it helps them feel more secure about coming to chill with the resident (public) murderer, he does tell them about the other invitees. What does Jack want to talk about, though? He says it's "something you'll want to hear," which is pretty ominous sounding, admittedly.

Though of course, when they show up, Jack is sitting at his desk with his feet perched up on the desk leisurely. He smiles, pleased, and nods to them. ]


Aaaand here we are. Thanks for stopping by, kiddos, [ And to Jason: ] sugartits. You want something to drink? You might want it, 'cause I've got a doozy of a story to spin for all of you.
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"I can't believe Rhys is so creepy" and other stories
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[ Ultimately, he doesn't feel safe here.

Jack is actually pretty genuinely surprised that he ended up in the medbay at all, because truth be told, when his vision had started blurring, he really thought that was it. So waking again was a surprise, and even moreso that it was alone. Objectively, that's stupid. He'd killed a man in front of everyone, just as he had been promising, yet they left him alone?

Though as he looks up towards the vent in the room, he can take a guess at why.

Nowhere in the ship is safe, most likely, but he doesn't like being here. It's too open, too full of dangerous implements, and so he's decided that before the end of the day, he's definitely going to leave. Just, you know, after some of those salves or whatever do a little more of their work. He's already reopened one wound and had it get him into trouble, so he's not keep for a repeat on that department.

Still. It's pretty fucking boring. Jack has been sitting here basically hoping that someone would come by so that he could at least talk to them, but finally, in desperation, he's turning to his datapad. He hasn't really touched it yet, and for reasons that will become apparent as Yuno enters the room. He's concentrating on the screen, tapping away with one hand, albeit slowly, though without thinking, he tries to swipe the screen with his other hand. ]


Oh, goddammit.

[ Jack may have a little bit of a learning curve here with the whole "no hand" thing. ]
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[ As of late week three, Jack's personal datapad will have a new app icon on it: ]



[ There's one more step to unlock the full version here. There's no password prompt, but typing in a simple phrase will grant you access. It's a password that's become Jack's standard. ]

I LOVE YOU

[ Welcome to the Jackapedia. ]
refactor: (what kind of fresh hell is this?)
[ The first time Jack wakes up, it doesn't occur to him. There are much more pressing matters at hand*, and so, Jack doesn't call out to Alice the first time. He's taking care of himself first, just staying alive first and foremost, but the second time--

The second time, there's much more time to think. So much had happened over this past week as a whole, though it was concentrated very unfortunately in the time where Jack couldn't leave. He'd learned a lot in Rhys's ranting, but none of it was welcome. In fact, it had taken a lot of self-control to not call Alice right there and demand an explanation. Maybe that's where all his self-control had gone, expended on keeping secrets instead of controlling his own rage.

Jack sits up in the medbay (or wherever the fuck the super injured people went leave me alone), and making sure no one is here first, he calls out with a tired laugh in his voice. ]


Hey, Alice. You and me, we need to talk again.
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[ Jack sleeps for a long time. Probably longer than he has in years, and in a way, that's restful. It's a deep, dreamless sleep where you lose a sense of time. But the problem is, you always have to wake up.

The first time he wakes, it's in pain, and Jack's screaming turns into laughter as he holds what's left of his arm. He actually can't believe that he's still alive, because when he'd gone down, he'd thought for sure that would be it. He'd be following after Rhys right into Hell, just like he'd been hoping. But, no. No, he's still here.

The second time, it's stranger, because there's that different realization beyond hysteria that the arm is gone, just like... Well, a lot. It's something he dwells on for far longer than he would like, but eventually, sleep overtakes him after he takes the most meager meal he can.

The third time, he decides he's tired of being in here. He's well aware that there's no one here that would give a rat's ass to come check on him, but that realization doesn't really bother him much. He shifts with a heavy groan to get out of the bed, then starts to gather up the supplies that he might need to tend to himself. Thank god for Nisha, he thinks. If she hadn't taught him how to patch himself up, well—

His hair raises on the back of his neck with the sudden sensation of being watched. That fonder memory disappears, and Jack looks around, towards the vent first, but then, the door. His heart sinks in his chest, but he doesn't look away, even though he wants to. ]


—Uh. Hey.
refactor: (*shuts computer off and goes to bed*)
[ With all the excitement said and done, Jack had grabbed what he had actually gone to the medical bay to get and bid everyone adieu. At least, metaphorically speaking. It was really much more like a "fuck off and leave me alone," but for once, his foul mood isn't completely unfair.

He hadn't been kidding when he had said it wasn't the first time he had gotten stabbed, but that doesn't exactly make it any more fun. Jack is the type of person to put on a big show when he's actually bleeding, when the knife is still in his gut, but later? Later is when he pisses and moans about it without end. The fact that in the process of this he'd lost his mask only made things worse. It was purely aesthetic and he objectively knows that, but he still can't help but feel incredibly exposed without it. And not in the good, sexy way.

As such, once he had grabbed his tools, he had immediately left the medbay to head towards his room to patch himself up, but each step was a painful jab in his side. He'd opened the damn thing back up like an idiot this morning after all the trouble of trying to roughly bandage it, so he guess he did deserve this. But still. It sucks. And eventually, it sucks enough that he gives up on making it to his room.

The parlor ends up being closer, so Jack heads inside to take a seat somewhere where he's liable to not bleed all over the place. That, and unless someone really did steal all the booze and not return it, it also has alcohol, which will be a very basic, but blissful painkiller. He'll pour himself a tall glass of whatever is the strongest and take a seat, because this isn't exactly going to be fun. He takes off his shirt, then goes through the process of threading the surgical needle, though when he actually looks down at the wound— Okay. It's fine. Totally fine.

At least, until he starts to actually stitch it closed. At that point, anyone that might be wandering by is liable to hear Jack before they even get to the door. ]


Son of a taint!
refactor: (my forte is quacking)
[ All things considered, this week hasn't been too bad for Jack. Not that he'd really expected it to be, since, well, what did he truly have to fear? His dreams were all of those questions he kept pushing off, of whether he was Handsome Jack or he was just a digital copy, but that's where those truths of his come in handy. Sure, returning to that ghostly form would totally suck (to say the least), but what did he have to worry about? He's Handsome Jack. The longer he has this body, the more certain of that he is.

Though of course, that's not the case for everyone else.

Even so, it's not quite something Jack is thinking of when there's a knock at his door. It's Rhys, so he's not exactly worried here. He takes off the glasses he'd been wearing and sets them on his desk, but after that, he opens the door to greet Rhys with a wry smile. ]


Listen cupcake, gotta say it for the both of us. The cuddling thing? Totally a one-off because we were handcuffed together.

[ because obviously that's why Rhys is here ]
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[ So these two handcuffed pairs have probably been having quite the Time these past few days. Granted, this is probably also solely because of Jack and Rhys, since they're pretty much the worst people you could be handcuffed to, but. Regardless, once they reach their allotted three days before they can make their freebie switch, Jack is definitely suggesting and then taking the time to track down Minako and Rhys. He'd rather not be handcuffed to anyone, but if he had to pick... Rhys was the best option.

Yeah, and sure, Clover probably isn't happy about being handcuffed to the insane hot (?) dad, so. ]


Okay, so, dunno about you two, but personally? I'm thinking a swap arrangement would be waaay less awkward than the, uh, current setup we've got here. Which, nothing against you, Clover? But probably thinking it's fair to say that this is weird. And awkward. For both of us. Oh, and Alice is a total bitch.

[ Oh, did he intentionally say that part with much more emphasis, as if he were expected a certain AI to be listening in? Never. ]

So, whaddya say? How about a swap?
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[ As of late week three, Jack's personal datapad will have a new app icon on it: ]



[ Jack has pretty extreme brand loyalty.

However, trying to open the app doesn't seem to do anything. The screen just stays exactly as it is, so it's meant to look like a buggy piece of software that Jack is working on. There's a very particular sequence of pressing buttons and apps that acts as the password here. Only then will a series of text files pop up.

Welcome to the Jackapedia... Or at least, the basic version. ]
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[ As with any of the newly unlocked areas of the ship, Jack takes his time to explore them. Alone. He's actually surprisingly careful in making sure that he's alone when he's doing these explorations, because he knows he's working with more information here. As such, he's keeping a tight hold on it, and all things considered? He's unlikely to relinquish even a piece until his death is truly imminent. Of course, even that would be meant to screw over everyone here, but... That's Jack for you.

So the archives certainly catch his attention more than a little once he steps inside. He looks back at the door behind him, and he considers taking his time to bar off the door, but he decides against it. It would be a bit too suspicious if someone were to stumble upon him, or if Alice were to take that gesture a little too seriously.

He takes some time to look around what's gathered in the archives, but everything about Earth history is passed over fairly quickly. It takes some time, but once he gets a hint of it, Jack is going straight for that data on the crew of the ship. ]

week 4

Jun. 27th, 2016 11:48 pm
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[ so eventually after they've probably stopped yelling at each other, maybe?? Jack will at least agree to go to whichever of their rooms Clover prefers, since he's not always a total dick. Just, you know. Usually. But he still has words, since he's not exactly any happier about this than Clover is. ]

Okay, so— Think we can both agree this is crap. So let's just get it out of the way, and you and me, kiddo? We can pretend this never, ever happened.

[ Because, seriously, this is weird for him. Being handcuffed to someone even under normal circumstances is pretty strange, but there are times where his age difference feels especially marked, and this is one of them. However, that's also awkward, so he's not going to bring it up.

Basically, this sucks, fuck you Alice. ]
refactor: (I want to "netflix and potatoes")
[ It’s a quiet Monday afternoon, at least so far as the murdership goes. Jack has taken to drinking in the parlor in the evenings, since while he’s not a heavy drinker, he does enjoy one every so often. Though despite Jack’s personality, the drinks themselves probably aren’t what would be expected… Jack is drinking a lemon drop (he likes the color) when Hancock might happen to wander in, and Jack's immediate response is pretty cheerful! This might not be a surprise, considering his general flippancy about everything else, and yet.

But on the other hand, before Hancock turns and leaves, Jack does have his own selection of liquor from his room's food and drink generator, just in case Elizabeth is still trying to enforce sobriety. He might even share! ]


Hey! It's my favorite skag-face. How you doin', buddy? Kinda haven't gotten the chance to chat, what with the, y'know, murders and all.
refactor: (did that stump cost you $100?)
[ So sometime Sunday evening after the execution, there’s going to be a pretty abrupt knock at Rhys’s door. All things considered, it’s pretty obvious just who would come knocking at Rhys’s door, but, hey, just in case Rhys is confused, Jack will still be speaking through it. Their neighbors must suffer a lot because of them. ]

Rhys- C’mon, open up?

[ Jack at least sounds like he’s in a good mood, so that’s a good sign?? ]
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