Okay this was not intentional but it's hilariously appropriate that the last adult on my list here is the one with a giant snake. Or is that more messed up? Unsure. Don't think about it too much because I'm already regretting that line of thought.
INSERT FURRY JOKE by which I mean do you know what's really weird? Dressing up like a latex cat and everyone just being like "okay seems legit." Which, I mean, not a full fursuit I guess but is that really better. One of them looks like it belongs in a weird sex dungeon. For shame, Jessie. For shame. At least take up being a professional dominatrix first.
Which actually even though I was joking, gotta say. Could see it. The hair could be a problem though.
STATUS: Ha ha my bad apparently dead. Probably should have checked that before populating the flavor text but I was really focused on making my jokes. But look my jokes were hilarious, so it's what she would have wanted. Or it's what I would have wanted. I am also dead so I get veto powers.
WAIT I JUST REALIZED It's cobra spelled backwards what the [CENSORED]
ARCHIVED PROFILE: NAME: Jessie AGE: 26 HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'8" | 120 lbs BODY MARKINGS: Naturally Flawless, Extremely Gorgeous SKILLS: Hot Air Balloon Piloting, Yelling, Fighting, Pokémon, Breaking and Entering, Surveillance, Espionage, Costumes and Make-up, Machines, Dancing, Acting POSSESSION: Arbok
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JESSIE
Date: 2016-08-26 01:54 pm (UTC)Jessie
INSERT FURRY JOKE by which I mean do you know what's really weird? Dressing up like a latex cat and everyone just being like "okay seems legit." Which, I mean, not a full fursuit I guess but is that really better. One of them looks like it belongs in a weird sex dungeon. For shame, Jessie. For shame. At least take up being a professional dominatrix first.
Which actually even though I was joking, gotta say. Could see it. The hair could be a problem though.
STATUS: Ha ha my bad apparently dead. Probably should have checked that before populating the flavor text but I was really focused on making my jokes. But look my jokes were hilarious, so it's what she would have wanted. Or it's what I would have wanted. I am also dead so I get veto powers.
WAIT I JUST REALIZED It's cobra spelled backwards what the [CENSORED]
ARCHIVED PROFILE:
NAME: Jessie
AGE: 26
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'8" | 120 lbs
BODY MARKINGS: Naturally Flawless, Extremely Gorgeous
SKILLS: Hot Air Balloon Piloting, Yelling, Fighting, Pokémon, Breaking and Entering, Surveillance, Espionage, Costumes and Make-up, Machines, Dancing, Acting
POSSESSION: Arbok