SUP LOSERS. I mean, what can I say here that isn't obvious? That I'm the hero, the Jack of your dreams, often imitated never matched? I feel like I'll just get to repeating myself. But I could go on. I could go on until I get a stack overflow.
STATUS: What the [CENSORED]? Dead? Either third time's the charm or I should pick up like a punch card for kickass ways to die. Because it was totally kickass. I bet.
AVENGE ME because from what I can tell I'm gonna be some kind of computer ghost. A ghost in the shell. And I'll haunt all of you. And doxx you by sending all of the embarrassing shit that I totally found in the archives because Alice is creepy to your loved ones. She watched you fap.
Also I hate anime. For the record. Shut up.
ARCHIVED PROFILE: NAME: Handsome Jack AGE: 44 HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'11" | 175 lbs BODY MARKINGS: Significant facial scarring including an inverse V-shape extending from his left cheek, across the bridge of his nose, and down the center of his right eye and across the cheek. A dataport behind and under his left ear and several various scars of varying ages on his torso, with many older scars on his back. Heterochromia (blue-green), though right eye is damaged. SKILLS: Programming, hacking, engineering, Vault hunting, corporate takeovers, dick jokes. POSSESSION: One Hyperion shock pistol. Warranty voided due to modification for wrist-mounted design.
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HANDSOME JACK
Date: 2016-08-26 01:53 pm (UTC)Handsome Jack
STATUS: What the [CENSORED]? Dead? Either third time's the charm or I should pick up like a punch card for kickass ways to die. Because it was totally kickass. I bet.
AVENGE ME because from what I can tell I'm gonna be some kind of computer ghost. A ghost in the shell. And I'll haunt all of you. And doxx you by sending all of the embarrassing shit that I totally found in the archives because Alice is creepy to your loved ones. She watched you fap.
Also I hate anime. For the record. Shut up.
ARCHIVED PROFILE:
NAME: Handsome Jack
AGE: 44
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'11" | 175 lbs
BODY MARKINGS: Significant facial scarring including an inverse V-shape extending from his left cheek, across the bridge of his nose, and down the center of his right eye and across the cheek. A dataport behind and under his left ear and several various scars of varying ages on his torso, with many older scars on his back. Heterochromia (blue-green), though right eye is damaged.
SKILLS: Programming, hacking, engineering, Vault hunting, corporate takeovers, dick jokes.
POSSESSION: One Hyperion shock pistol. Warranty voided due to modification for wrist-mounted design.