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HANDSOME JACK
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Date: 2017-03-15 04:02 am (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9125893)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
[ See, with her other gifts, Hawke is happy to drop them and leave them without comment. That was the plan with Jack's sweater but when she gets his text, she reconsiders. She knows Bucky won't question it and Fenris isn't in the place to but Jack -- Jack might misunderstand the spirit of the whole thing. A gift is just a gift, but Jack's on the defensive enough to doubt it. They're friends and he'd consider him one of her closest in the Quad, so she doesn't purposefully want to hurt him by skirting it off. Still, there's a bit of discomfort in being honest about it, the sincerity of her affection.

So, she stares at his message for a good long while before sighing, scrubbing her hands over her face and shooting a message back. ]


Would you like a real answer or a fake one?

[ It says something that Jack's the only one that Hawke would actually give the offer to. ]

Date: 2017-03-23 06:37 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: ➝ COMMISSION DO NOT TAKE (pic#9496516)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
I'm not telling you the fake one because what if I want to reuse the answer at a later date? No, you won't be learning all my tricks, Jackie boy.

The real one is that I noticed you haven't been wearing your Hyperion sweater a lot lately and I gather it's because of that unfortunate coincidence with our resident gang of ne'er-do-wells. But you look good in yellow and it's strange to see otherwise so I thought you might want a replacement. I also wanted to do something nice for you. Satisfied? I'm not out to get you today, no.

Date: 2017-03-29 04:58 am (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9125897)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
[ And then there is Hawke who is genuinely completely and utterly blind to Jack's feelings because well -- why would Jack have feelings for her? That's silly. She mostly assumes no one could possibly have feelings for her since she spends a lot of time keeping her distance from most people. Even Jack, despite the fact he could arguably be her best friend in the Quad -- it's not the same for Hawke as it used to be.

So, the delay in his response doesn't ruffle her and she approaches her own reply with the same laissez faire she approaches everything else. ]


I'm a nice person, you asswipe.

And yes, I do. You're very pretty in yellow. Very pretty in general, really. I actually find you quite handsome even without your shitty nickname. Why would I be friends with an ugly person? Sometimes I dream about making out with them and that's just punishing myself, honestly. Granted, I also have dreams about most of my friends killing me or sometimes both but I suppose the same rule applies.

Date: 2017-03-30 09:56 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: ➝ COMMISSION DO NOT TAKE (pic#9496516)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
[ Somewhere, Hawke is just mindlessly texting Jack and watching like, two hobos fight or something. She's not really doing anything important with her life, is she? ]

That's fair. I could kill most people I know quite easily.

... That's probably why I have those dreams, huh? The more you know, I suppose.

Also, you're alright? I guess? Vague dream kissing or whatever. It's not like James or whoever, I haven't actually kissed you so no experience to go off. Maker, this is a stupid conversation. Why do all our conversations turn out so stupid?

Date: 2017-03-30 10:51 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#8979599)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
Gotta say, tired of killing my friends a little.

[ Hawke, you don't just say shit like that out of nowhere and don't explain. ]

Jack, we're talking about dream kissing. Stop being a baby. I'm sure I'm not a very good kisser in your dreams either.

[ Because she's assuming they dream made out -- this conversation has truly gone off the rails. ]

James Barnes? Pouty lips, should get a haircut, faaaantastic abs and excellent stamina. Oh, and a metal arm? For some reason? I never asked and don't care. He's a Killjoy too. I suppose you could call him my partner since we do a lot of our warrants together.

Date: 2017-03-31 05:13 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#8979610)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
[ Oh, god damnit. ]

"Hey, Jack, this is a pretty weird conversation" "ARE YOU DATING JAMES" Thanks, Jack.

For the record, we're just Killjoy partners. Sometimes we have sex when we're bored and there's nothing else to do. I have a fairly healthy libido and never been subtle about this fact, you stupid moron.

Are we dating? No. Neither of us are interested in that. Am I dating anyone? Would I date anyone? No, for reasons that are PERSONAL and MINE.

Now, if you're done asking questions that are none of your business, let's go back to something normal. I mean, I get nosy and overprotective friends, Jack, but also? Fuck off.

Date: 2017-03-31 06:07 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9121528)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
It's not a fair question because you're just being nosy.

And how in the world is it a big deal? Truly, enlighten me.

Date: 2017-03-31 06:46 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9125899)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
My PARTNER who I take out WARRANTS with. Yes, we're definitely dating. Because warrants are great first dates, sure?

Spoiler alert, they're not. That's not my brand of romance.

Anyway, thanks for your concern, MOTHER, but I think I can deal with whoever I'm sleeping with quite fine. No need to spill my business everywhere. I mean, it's not as if I ask you who you're shacking up with or trying to woo, do I? I joke, but I never push you about anything!

Date: 2017-03-31 08:53 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9125899)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
[ hawke: > tries to turn this conversation into something less shitty
hawke, a few moments later: > tanks it into the core of the earth ]


You can be violent any time of the day, Jack! Dates are when you cuddle! That's simple logic!

And I wanted to know about her tits! I didn't want to know about her as like, a person. Or if you felt anything for those tits. I didn't think you did, actually, but if you're saying I should've asked about your feelings for those tits, I guess I will!

Suck it up, loser! His dick is alright, a 7 out of 10, I'd say. Maybe more but usually I keep those ratings for people I actually see a future with. His dick is fairly futureless.

Date: 2017-04-04 09:42 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9125911)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
Oh, yeah. That is a really good date! As long as it ends in the cuddling and my date partner making dinner for me too. This girl I was seeing once, she liked to cook and was an expert at cuddling. It was very attractive.

Also, you suck. You genuinely suck and I hate you. How can tits be futureless? You're terrible.

Date: 2017-04-07 04:37 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9125875)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
[ (Jayden Smith voice) One day, Hawke will realize. ]

Then that's probably why you're single, Jack.

[ Js!! ]

Because you know you're not going to want to settle down with that dick! You're not going to want to tell that dick your hopes and dreams! Marrying that dick is totally out of the question and I don't know about you, Jack, but I would like to get married one day.

Date: 2017-04-11 04:50 pm (UTC)
kirkwalled: (pic#9121400)
From: [personal profile] kirkwalled
Maybe you just attract crazy women? It could be a you thing.

[ And then he throws that curveball at her and Hawke just has a very wild moment of staring at her PDD with a blank expression. What. It's actually kind of startling a feeling because even though she rarely asks him anything, she did feel very secure of her knowledge of who Jack is as a person. This is kind of a new one for her. ]

You know drive-thru chapels don't count as an actual marriage, right?

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