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Hello Hyperion fans! We are thrilled to announce the unveiling of our new social media branch! Being on the cutting edge of technology is no

ECHOnet search why do my tweets cut off at 140 characters

Hey guys hyperion has lot of stuff coming down the pipe soon, what could I post that would most *positively impact your purchase intent*

Chairman Tassiter actually used those words in a memo

kill me

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so weird somebody took over my twitter account and then left that’s weird lol so weird that’s so weird

#tweets

kotaku.com/a-real-fish-appears-to-be-playing-pokemon-right-now-1617599465 … yall sure you don't want an omnipotent dictator to direct every facet of your lives cuz i'd prevent this kinda sh*t

How do I unfriend tom

this pic of me as a teenager is canon


borderlands the pre-sequel includes intense laser action another reminder this is a pic of me as a teen & is canon


so from that video i assume laser tag is a game where people point metal boxes at each other and nobody explodes sounds awful

just saying if you wanna get on my good side, drawing cool pics of me never hurt anybody except that guy i smothered with a cool pic of me

he was breaking into my house though so it's ok

Boss meddles, project dies: “cause I didn’t get involved enough” Boss stays out, project thrives: “woulda been even better if I’d helped”

Two years later: “hey remember when I singlehandedly created that project that succeeded”

“It’s a collective process really but let’s be honest it was me, Harold Tassiter, who made it what it is but no really how about that team”

Times like this I wish I wasn’t so frigging smart; just cause I was right about Pandora didn’t mean I wanted to get reassigned there

Pandora is a miserable wasteland full of horrible people. It’s the Big Bang Theory of planets

Sorry I take that back some people on Pandora are likeable

#ohhhhhhhh #sickburns #ohhhhhhh

Retweet this if you like pizza

Did the math and I have 127105 followers and only 549 RTs which means 126556 of you don’t like pizza what are you even doing with your lives

My priorities in order: - Protecting my loved ones - Saving mankind from evil - Pizza And I oscillate on the saving mankind thing

#pizza

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@sexysleepwear woah you sound super into me, I just hit the jackpot

the secret to being happy is to believe in yourself and secretly plot the downfall of everyone you don't like #chairmantassiter #gonnakillu

i've had to answer a lot of questions about the nature of nisha and i's relationship. some of the questions are pretty graphic & personal

basically what im saying is keep asking that stuff, it's super hot

trying to learn violin i can play "wonderwall" really good

Sorry about the claptrap units. I didn’t work on their AI or anything, I just feel like somebody owes you an apology for them

I heard controversy gets you more retweets so get ready

Netscape is the best browser http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rtyerfHZ1qir45xo1_500.gif

will get back to controversial stuff soon but i just ran some numbers and it turns out the two funniest words in english are "ghost" & "dad"

add me on friendster

.@psvitapete im xx_XX_HaNdSoMe+JaCk_XX_xx im the guy whose profile pic is an image of sephiroth in front of flames. super hardcore imo

You ready for controversy round two I bet you aren’t

David Foster Wallace’s nonfiction is superior to his novels http://i.imgur.com/Rq3jY.gif

"retweet this if you like pizza" got 1400 retweets, review of david foster wallace got seven when i get rich im gonna delete the internet

Get ready kiddos here comes the big controversabomb

Robocop is better than Star Wars http://media.giphy.com/media/IOCXHPvn3WErm/giphy.gif

Sorry kids, my bad, calm down, I made a mistake. What I meant to say was

Robocop or Fifth Element, individually, are better than every good Star Wars movie combined

http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/DropsMic2.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/40376d11e4df2d730253b7f8131eb019/tumblr_mmi198ciUb1qasthro4_500.gif

I could have put “u mad” in that gif tweet but memes are the worst right

Construction going pretty okay on Helios station.

Once we’re done we’ll be able to survey Pandora without having to get in the range of its bodily-fluid-throwing inhabitants

I mean not everybody on Pandora throws their bodily fluids at people but we’re talking greater than forty percent

The ratio is like 60% bandits, 20% decent people, 20% people who smell the way your breath does after you eat cheetos

I’m marginally attractive

Sometimes I see myself in reflections and I just go “jeez”

Some people say being attractive is its own burden cause people creep on you and objectify you and whatever

Lemme tell ya, if you can be an attractive *and* a dude you should totally do that. It’s pretty sick

sorry yall i messed up on the chromosomes thing, that was insensitive *even villains can be inclusive of all identities yeah dog get it*

One of my grandmas was really nice. My other grandma *didn’t* get eaten alive by a horde of skags. Life isn’t fair

Jumping around on the moon with an Oz kit is pretty fun. I’m making it mandatory that people refer to the gravity stomp as a buttslam though

If you have the opportunity to refer to something as a buttslam *then you refer to it as a buttslam*

Any hyperion employees who don’t refer to it as a buttslam will receive a stern glare It’ll be like this ⊙▂⊙

kotaku.com/the-guy-who-hunts-the-rarest-pokemon-of-them-all-1630092228 … maybe we weren't meant to survive like, as a species

the secret to having good hair is to be naturally good looking and expel zero effort

foreplay tip: punch an orphan

Yeah you gotta wear an O2 kit on the moon but your oxygen goes down crazy slow.

You won’t suffocate unless you make a habit of standing still for minutes at a time gulping air like it’s sunny d

Plus some of the wildlife and scavengers drop o2 tanks when they die because I don’t know

vaulthuntercollective.tumblr.com/post/96129891964/nishathesheriff-transparent-lawbringer … my libido is super confused rn

Today an engineer accidentally froze himself with a cryo weapon he found. Didn’t make any cold puns because I am a frigging adult

If you tweet me cold puns I will block you

Nevermind some of these puns are pretty alright keep em coming

Helios tests say Pandora’s getting more Eridium day by day since the Vault opened. Just like I predicteeeeeed suck it haters

It’s also getting more murders but w/e Hyperion will fix that

Trying to make some extra cash selling cryo and laser guns to Pandoran merchants but they can’t survive the trip weirdly

Cryo runs on liquid methane that evaporates in most non-Elpis climates, and laser guns crumple thanks to Pandora’s atmospheric pressure

Long story short my attempts to become a part-time arms dealer didn’t go super great

And yeah arms dealing is kinda shady but the buyer I had lined up sells most of his stuff to Vault Hunters who are pretty solid dudes

At least comparatively more solid than people who wear gas masks and think “meat popsicle” is a reasonable name to have

Real talk, kiddos: “meat popsicle” is not a reasonable name to have

“Please, just call me meat – ‘mister popsicle’ is my father”

“Sorry what was that darling I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me screaming about how my mother smelled like hate”

The nice thing about Vault Hunters is that if you pay them money they’ll kill bad guys and find stuff

The other nice thing is sometimes you don’t even have to pay them

Huh getting readings on elpis that match the radiation readings from Pandora’s Vault. Weird

That Tina kid followed Taylor Swift and I can't undo it but I gotta admit, her sugar cookie game is on point

catching up on my reading http://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Dad-Mel-Cebulash/dp/0425124533

Seven days until you can buy Handsome Jack Dating Simulator 2014. Pre-order now for the *aggressive snuggling* DLC

Season pass includes: - Smoldering gaze - Negging statements about your hair - Taking you for granted - Butt stuff

Couple years ago nobody thought the Vault was real, now they’re popping up everywhere like zits. Zits filled with tentacles

I always knew Pandora’s Vault existed btw I called that waaaay early, basically found it myself

Hey, kiddos. I'm doing an AMA on reddit tomorrow. I will only answer questions about hair care or strangulation.

Upside of being single is I have an assload of time to follow other pursuits like tracking Vaults. Downside of being single is being single

Speaking of which jeez some of these hired guns in the ECHOnet mercenary market are like crazy attractive for being mercs

Long story short I guess I’m into cowboy hats now

Wonder if it’d be worth hiring her to kill a bandit or something just to meet up. Or is that creepy it’s probably creepy nevermind

reddit.com/r/Borderlands/comments/2irv09/hey_kiddos_handsome_jack_here_ama_about_how_im/cl4uufr … canon. THIS IS ALL CANON

I'm getting into product reviews. Super objective
http://www.amazon.com/Borderlands-2-Playstation-3/product-reviews/B0050SX9VO/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#R2KKXJBV1JJLTU

Oh man so objective http://www.amazon.com/Borderlands-Game-Year-Edition-Playstation-3/product-reviews/B0041OWQTO/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#RPFCTGSGUCC3N

Let my review positively impact your purchase intent http://www.amazon.com/Borderlands-Season-Pass-Online-Game/product-reviews/B00945156U/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending#RUI72DDEXWWGR

Anyway yeah thinking about investigating those vault readings, looking for volunteers. If you’re interested lemme know

Should probably know that vault hunters don’t typically stand a great chance of not getting shot in the face multiple times

Though they also shoot enough other things in the face that it kinda balances out as far as face-shooting karma goes

Curious about Vaults cause of what they imply about the Eridians. Why ‘d they build them, why’d they leave, how do we use their power, etc

Just got email from tassiter, basically “stop trying to find stuff just observe and gimme info so I can pretend I found it”

Oh cool he’s threatening to fire me that’s cute

Alright new plan gonna find the vault and get promoted above Tassiter so fast he’ll get whiplash

Four-ish vault hunters oughtta do it. Which is no problem except I can’t even afford one

Ughh maybe if I dip into the savings account for my little girl’s new furniture

Even then I can only afford three

crap crap dammit I have an idea but it’s the worst dammit dammit crap

I’ll turn on my fragtrap prototype. Ughhhhhhh Almighty Robot Policeman, please forgive me for what I must do

It’s dancing

I wish I was dead

.@AlienatedGamer Religion that got kinda popular a while back. Based on some ancient vid-books about a policeman who turned onto a robot.

@AgentRamirez1 The ones I hired? They're doing great. The ones from Pandora? Assholes.

lassenby.tumblr.com/post/100555839263/wraithlike-jack-figures-out-the-wilhelm-will … This happened like immediately after we found the vault

Glad to finally read a review that focuses on my usage of the word "taint" to the extent it deserves

Advice for today, kiddos ((it's shake it off))

fashionablygeek.com/costumes/dont-mess-with-queen-buttstallion-cosplay/ … Well, there's -- --There's something. I didn't know I was into. Until now.

Oh look it's my least favorite thing that's ever happened http://www.twitch.tv/extralifela/c/5382547

Kinda upset there are other pepole in this image, but at least I'm on top.

ladyolts.tumblr.com/post/101464357777/heres-the-finished-costume-my-youngest-being … Nobody tell this kid what Nisha does. Or what happens to her. Or what she's like. None of that.

Kids, we've had a lot of fun here today. But you know what's NOT Handsome? Forgetting to vote today. Pahah just kidding I don't give a sh

/roboticbiotic.tumblr.com/post/101407758450/when-jack-isnt-home … The thing about this image is you assume Wilhelm knows how to play trombone. He does not know how to play trombone.

@Rokirtech "Jack" is a common nickname for "John," sweet pea.

Quick correction: at PAX Aus we said this image http://nishathesheriff.tumblr.com/post/101227131166/itty-bitty-lawbringer … was by "Nishathelawbringer," but it's by "nishathesheriff."

Also I could probably dropkick a puppy like fifty feet if my heart was in it.

vaulthuntercollective.tumblr.com/image/102330470179 … Well, now I don't know how to feel. Or -- I feel a weird thing. I'm lookin' at Wilhelm right now. It's weird.

My Doppelganger is being pretty goddamn unprofessional.

I forgot to share this thing I made. My bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov_CfHj-DhY

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