[ ....This is the least professional correspondence Rhys has ever received, and when he was just a kid he made Vaughn play Super Secret Spy Espionage Agents.
He's not sure exactly what he was expecting but this is so far from it. ]
I can't tell if you're being serious or not, because I'm pretty sure I would have heard of the brain-puking part when I was at the hospital.
[ Ohhhh no. Oh no, what did he say when Jack came to visit? He'd had a fever so the memories aren't exactly crystal-clear, but he's pretty sure he didn't say anything vastly incriminating.
[ No no noooo, this is the literal worst. He doesn't even remember telling Jack he'd been seeing him. The memories were mildly traumatic honestly and he's still loathed to bring them up even now. What did he even say to Jack???
Rhys groans aloud and holds his face in his hands for a brief moment. ]
You know they were horrifying hallucinations, right? The literal worst things I've ever seen in my life.
[ Jack isn't allowed to take something good away from this, the resulting ego would be too much. ]
I didn't scream okay stop exaggerating. Besides I don't exactly remember a lot of it anyway, if you hadn't noticed I was basically dying. [ yeah sure he got the cure before anyone else, but still. ]
I mean it was you, and it was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. That seems pretty explained to me!
1) yeah I noticed because guess what dickcheese you got ME sick too so I hope you're happy. which I bet you are. because you're a dick.
2) literally impossible because there's no way I could be the worst things you've seen in your life??? you make out with your cousins??? like no freakin way I'M the worst when you've got a rap like that
[ Oh gods why the hell did he ever even send Jack a message in the first place, Rhys wants to die now please and thank-you. ]
It was ONE TIME and we were like, seven?? Oh my gods look just stop talking about it, never ever bring it up again I will literally pay you to shut up.
Also you can't call me that?? You are the worst employee ever, why do we even keep you around.
no I didn't but this is to encourage you to start sending over the $$$$ to get me to stop. so. should I continue? I've got colorful visual metaphors for DAYS pal
You're over the hill Jack, it's all a downwards slope from here. Sorry!
Actually not really that sorry? You are the biggest pain in the ass. Your Joy will be available tomorrow because there are holds on transfers that big that I could expedite and lift. But I won't because again: you are an a s s.
[ Oh, that? That touches a nerve, and there's a slight delay before Jack responds, but it's of a noticeably different tone. ]
Yeah, dunno if you've noticed, but I wouldn't exactly call this square, kiddo. You paying me to not make fun of your incest? That's not square, considering I was the one that came to make sure you didn't end up a vegetable. Just pointing that out here.
Also, hey, to your earlier question? I'm kept "around" because I'm really, really good at what I do. Which in this case? Includes going to check on the resident Kendry that has a weird habit of showing up on Westerley. Not saying you can't, since, hell, that's not my call to make.
Someone's gonna shank you for how easily you throw around 20Gs. If you're lucky. So I'm watching your back out of personal, professional interest.
It was the doctors who took care of the whole "vegetable" thing, actually? I'm sure you're egotistical enough to think your very presence has healing powers but what fixed me was medicine, not you.
But yeah okay fine, you visited me and got sick which is what the money is for. And the shutting up.
Look I said thanks for visiting even though I didn't ask you to come visit AND I basically just sent you your quarterly bonus. What more do you want?? You don't have to look after me or watch my back. I mean I appreciate your..."help" before sure. You did technically do that. But it's not like I'm your supervisor and do your payroll.
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Date: 2017-02-08 12:06 am (UTC)He's not sure exactly what he was expecting but this is so far from it. ]
I can't tell if you're being serious or not, because I'm pretty sure I would have heard of the brain-puking part when I was at the hospital.
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Date: 2017-02-10 03:11 am (UTC)that's like. impossible. or I seriously hope it is because I mean if that's happening you're definitely gonna die like you'd have to pretty sure
figurative brain puking. because I mean you were seeing some crazy shit. but I mean it's cool. I'll keep your dreams of yours truly a secret
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Date: 2017-02-10 01:07 pm (UTC)Marginally? Sure? ]
I didn't say anything weird!
Did I?
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Date: 2017-02-12 02:15 am (UTC)but like good taste all things considered
glad I'm on your mind pumpkin
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Date: 2017-02-12 06:18 am (UTC)Rhys groans aloud and holds his face in his hands for a brief moment. ]
You know they were horrifying hallucinations, right? The literal worst things I've ever seen in my life.
[ Jack isn't allowed to take something good away from this, the resulting ego would be too much. ]
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Date: 2017-02-13 04:12 am (UTC)what with all the bitching moaning and screaming etc
so you know what I'm gonna ask here right?
what the hell were you even SEEING because seriously being on the other end there? totally weird.
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Date: 2017-02-13 04:16 am (UTC)I mean it was you, and it was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. That seems pretty explained to me!
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Date: 2017-02-13 04:19 am (UTC)2) literally impossible because there's no way I could be the worst things you've seen in your life??? you make out with your cousins??? like no freakin way I'M the worst when you've got a rap like that
3) ergo, no could do with a better explanation
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Date: 2017-02-13 04:23 am (UTC)It was ONE TIME and we were like, seven?? Oh my gods look just stop talking about it, never ever bring it up again I will literally pay you to shut up.
Also you can't call me that?? You are the worst employee ever, why do we even keep you around.
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Date: 2017-02-13 04:30 am (UTC)how much
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Date: 2017-02-13 04:35 am (UTC)20,000. That'll cover your hospital bill or whatever and you can spend the rest on wrinkle cream. Lots of it.
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Date: 2017-02-13 04:40 am (UTC)done. wire that money over and I won't talk about you playing tonsil hockey with your relatives anymore
also I don't have wrinkles jackass
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Date: 2017-02-13 04:49 am (UTC)You're what, pushing fifty? You have wrinkles Jack. Deal with it.
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Date: 2017-02-13 05:02 am (UTC)on every subject
:)
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Date: 2017-02-13 05:03 am (UTC)NOT pushing fifty??? I am FORTY-TWO that's not even that old
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Date: 2017-02-13 05:07 am (UTC)Actually not really that sorry? You are the biggest pain in the ass. Your Joy will be available tomorrow because there are holds on transfers that big that I could expedite and lift. But I won't because again: you are an a s s.
This makes us pretty much square.
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Date: 2017-02-13 05:32 am (UTC)Yeah, dunno if you've noticed, but I wouldn't exactly call this square, kiddo. You paying me to not make fun of your incest? That's not square, considering I was the one that came to make sure you didn't end up a vegetable. Just pointing that out here.
Also, hey, to your earlier question? I'm kept "around" because I'm really, really good at what I do. Which in this case? Includes going to check on the resident Kendry that has a weird habit of showing up on Westerley. Not saying you can't, since, hell, that's not my call to make.
Someone's gonna shank you for how easily you throw around 20Gs. If you're lucky. So I'm watching your back out of personal, professional interest.
So. Not exactly square in my book, Rhys.
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Date: 2017-02-13 07:53 am (UTC)But yeah okay fine, you visited me and got sick which is what the money is for. And the shutting up.
Look I said thanks for visiting even though I didn't ask you to come visit AND I basically just sent you your quarterly bonus. What more do you want?? You don't have to look after me or watch my back. I mean I appreciate your..."help" before sure. You did technically do that. But it's not like I'm your supervisor and do your payroll.