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refactor: (you da real mvp)
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Date: 2017-02-08 12:06 am (UTC)
rhygret: (it's as weird as it looks)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
[ ....This is the least professional correspondence Rhys has ever received, and when he was just a kid he made Vaughn play Super Secret Spy Espionage Agents.

He's not sure exactly what he was expecting but this is so far from it. ]


I can't tell if you're being serious or not, because I'm pretty sure I would have heard of the brain-puking part when I was at the hospital.

Date: 2017-02-10 01:07 pm (UTC)
rhygret: (QTEs suck)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
[ Ohhhh no. Oh no, what did he say when Jack came to visit? He'd had a fever so the memories aren't exactly crystal-clear, but he's pretty sure he didn't say anything vastly incriminating.

Marginally? Sure? ]


I didn't say anything weird!

Did I?
Edited Date: 2017-02-10 01:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2017-02-12 06:18 am (UTC)
rhygret: (why me)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
[ No no noooo, this is the literal worst. He doesn't even remember telling Jack he'd been seeing him. The memories were mildly traumatic honestly and he's still loathed to bring them up even now. What did he even say to Jack???

Rhys groans aloud and holds his face in his hands for a brief moment. ]


You know they were horrifying hallucinations, right? The literal worst things I've ever seen in my life.

[ Jack isn't allowed to take something good away from this, the resulting ego would be too much. ]

Date: 2017-02-13 04:16 am (UTC)
rhygret: (YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
I didn't scream okay stop exaggerating. Besides I don't exactly remember a lot of it anyway, if you hadn't noticed I was basically dying. [ yeah sure he got the cure before anyone else, but still. ]

I mean it was you, and it was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. That seems pretty explained to me!

Date: 2017-02-13 04:23 am (UTC)
rhygret: (this is gross and YOU are gross)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
[ Oh gods why the hell did he ever even send Jack a message in the first place, Rhys wants to die now please and thank-you. ]

It was ONE TIME and we were like, seven?? Oh my gods look just stop talking about it, never ever bring it up again I will literally pay you to shut up.

Also you can't call me that?? You are the worst employee ever, why do we even keep you around.

Date: 2017-02-13 04:35 am (UTC)
rhygret: (hey there hot stuff)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
[ Jack don't encourage his belief that money solves everything ]

20,000. That'll cover your hospital bill or whatever and you can spend the rest on wrinkle cream. Lots of it.

Date: 2017-02-13 04:49 am (UTC)
rhygret: (QTEs suck)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
You're so gross--did you miss the part where I said we were seven years old??????

You're what, pushing fifty? You have wrinkles Jack. Deal with it.

Date: 2017-02-13 05:07 am (UTC)
rhygret: (we did iiiiiit)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
You're over the hill Jack, it's all a downwards slope from here. Sorry!

Actually not really that sorry? You are the biggest pain in the ass. Your Joy will be available tomorrow because there are holds on transfers that big that I could expedite and lift. But I won't because again: you are an a s s.

This makes us pretty much square.

Date: 2017-02-13 07:53 am (UTC)
rhygret: (how does this work)
From: [personal profile] rhygret
It was the doctors who took care of the whole "vegetable" thing, actually? I'm sure you're egotistical enough to think your very presence has healing powers but what fixed me was medicine, not you.

But yeah okay fine, you visited me and got sick which is what the money is for. And the shutting up.

Look I said thanks for visiting even though I didn't ask you to come visit AND I basically just sent you your quarterly bonus. What more do you want?? You don't have to look after me or watch my back. I mean I appreciate your..."help" before sure. You did technically do that. But it's not like I'm your supervisor and do your payroll.

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