Okay so did I miss a prime joke opportunity here with the POSSESSION: HAND LOTION? Was the joke already made? I'm disappointed in myself. Not that it matters because you're all FRIGGIN TEENS AND IT MAKES IT WEIRD. Why was dick jokes even listed as a skill of mine when it's super weird and creepy to make them.
I BLAME ALICE. (As usual)
Also I'm not up on my crazy genus languages but I'm at least 99% sure that the stuff in Latin during that trial about Fiona was some snarky comment so please decipher for the non-Latin speaking masses please and thanks. Or respond wittily in Latin. Also acceptable. Think I could steal Alice's Latin language setting? Bet she totally has one.
OS ET LABRA TIBI LINGIT, MANNEIA, CATELLUS: NON MIROR, MERDAS SI LIBET ESSE CANI.
Which, by the way, is not at all directed at Adam. But is hilarious. Good luck deciphering that, suckas
ARCHIVED PROFILE: NAME: Adam Parrish AGE: 18 HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'11" | 130 lbs BODY MARKINGS: A few faded scars on torso SKILLS: Genius intelligence, excellent mechanical capabilities, proficient in Latin, ability to sense magical energy, ability to scry and perform tarot readings, friend of trees] POSSESSION: Hand lotion
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ADAM PARRISH
Date: 2016-08-26 01:55 pm (UTC)ADAM PARRISH
I BLAME ALICE. (As usual)
Also I'm not up on my crazy genus languages but I'm at least 99% sure that the stuff in Latin during that trial about Fiona was some snarky comment so please decipher for the non-Latin speaking masses please and thanks. Or respond wittily in Latin. Also acceptable. Think I could steal Alice's Latin language setting? Bet she totally has one.
OS ET LABRA TIBI LINGIT, MANNEIA, CATELLUS: NON MIROR, MERDAS SI LIBET ESSE CANI.
Which, by the way, is not at all directed at Adam. But is hilarious. Good luck deciphering that, suckas
ARCHIVED PROFILE:
NAME: Adam Parrish
AGE: 18
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'11" | 130 lbs
BODY MARKINGS: A few faded scars on torso
SKILLS: Genius intelligence, excellent mechanical capabilities, proficient in Latin, ability to sense magical energy, ability to scry and perform tarot readings, friend of trees]
POSSESSION: Hand lotion