Wait Luke is the first adult to come up for my furry jokes? Shit. I'M CALLING A MULLIGAN. That's a thing you can do with furry jokes, at least as of this very moment. Please direct all complaints to Alice, who populated this ship with too many people that were twenty and under. If it feels like I keep harping on this, it's because it's total bullshit.
THOUGH TBH he's also another dude with a crazyass tragic backstory where I hear it explained and I'm like "everything you just said sounds super fake but I don't know enough about [insert topic here] to refute it." There are a lot of you like that. Like I thought Pandora was weird for being full of people that will literally peel off your face and eat it, but some of you make it sound like a vacation home.
Like dang.
Anyways, COOL DUDE. This is my official cool dude rating for cool people. Which Dave also gets but these stupid systems have write-protections so I can't edit my entries once I make them. That's why they have that kickass stream of consciousness thing going on. You're welcome.
CLIQUE STATUS: Ain't nobody [CENSORED] with my clique.
ARCHIVED PROFILE: NAME: Luke Castellan AGE: 23 HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6'0" | 155 lbs BODY MARKINGS: Thick facial scar on right side of face running from bottom of his eye to his chin, scar from stab wound under his left underarm SKILLS: Swordfighting, hand-to-hand combat, lock-breaking, thievery POSSESSION: Backbiter (Sword)
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LUKE CASTELLAN
Date: 2016-08-26 01:54 pm (UTC)Luke Castellan
THOUGH TBH he's also another dude with a crazyass tragic backstory where I hear it explained and I'm like "everything you just said sounds super fake but I don't know enough about [insert topic here] to refute it." There are a lot of you like that. Like I thought Pandora was weird for being full of people that will literally peel off your face and eat it, but some of you make it sound like a vacation home.
Like dang.
Anyways, COOL DUDE. This is my official cool dude rating for cool people. Which Dave also gets but these stupid systems have write-protections so I can't edit my entries once I make them. That's why they have that kickass stream of consciousness thing going on. You're welcome.
CLIQUE STATUS: Ain't nobody [CENSORED] with my clique.
ARCHIVED PROFILE:
NAME: Luke Castellan
AGE: 23
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6'0" | 155 lbs
BODY MARKINGS: Thick facial scar on right side of face running from bottom of his eye to his chin, scar from stab wound under his left underarm
SKILLS: Swordfighting, hand-to-hand combat, lock-breaking, thievery
POSSESSION: Backbiter (Sword)