THE MORE YOU KNOW: According to r/magicalgirls a Magical Girl possesses enough energy to be roughly equivalent to a literal nuke? So. Just think about that. This kid is a walking nuke. Why does no one seem to think that's weird.
TEENAGER QUOTIENT: Like 8.5 on the Richter Scale. This scale, for the record, is how likely I am to punch a teenager in the face. Since I dunno maybe it's some Earthian thing but SOME PEOPLE know what the Richter Scale is really for. FACE PUNCHINGS. Don't let anyone tell you different because they're probably a moron.
It occurs to me by the way that getting murdered by a yo-yo would be pretty much the most insulting way to die. Like holy shit. Just imagine, going about your business, armed to the teeth, and bam, NUKE YO-YO. Someone (I mean myself) should capitalize on this.
Also red is not your color. Just throwing that out there since I don't think anyone has the heart to tell you.
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MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG
Date: 2016-08-26 01:54 pm (UTC)Marinette Dupain-Cheng
TEENAGER QUOTIENT: Like 8.5 on the Richter Scale. This scale, for the record, is how likely I am to punch a teenager in the face. Since I dunno maybe it's some Earthian thing but SOME PEOPLE know what the Richter Scale is really for. FACE PUNCHINGS. Don't let anyone tell you different because they're probably a moron.
It occurs to me by the way that getting murdered by a yo-yo would be pretty much the most insulting way to die. Like holy shit. Just imagine, going about your business, armed to the teeth, and bam, NUKE YO-YO. Someone (I mean myself) should capitalize on this.
Also red is not your color. Just throwing that out there since I don't think anyone has the heart to tell you.
ARCHIVED PROFILE:
NAME: Marinette Dupain-Cheng
AGE: 15
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'2" | 102 lbs
BODY MARKINGS: None
SKILLS: Drawing, designing, seamstressing, yo-yoing, phone theft, parkour, creation/good luck powers, problem-solving, gaming, athletics, bullshit detector
POSSESSION: Miraculous Earrings