week 11 - wednesday

[ There's been a group of people trying to hunt down Dave since he had woken up, but at least it's not to, you know, revenge murder him. Though that said, all of the members of said group are probably aware enough that this isn't quite Dave's concern. It's been pretty much impossible so far, and maybe as a joke, or maybe completely seriously, Dave will find a note on his door at some point in the day, and it's very clearly Jack's handwriting: ]

WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BONERFARTS

(you totally do)

COME TO THE VIEWPORT AT 4PM

BE THERE OR YOU'RE A TOTAL DICK

[ Jack probably did not get buy-off on this method.

Even so, at four, the crew is definitely chilling in the viewport regardless of Jack's stupid methods. ]

C'mon, there's at least— I dunno. Thirty percent chance? I'll go with thirty. That he'll show. Bonerfarts are funny.