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[ okay, rhys sure doesn't appreciate that look of judgment. he's just going to turn really red and in a kind of petulant, whiny voice -- ]

I don't have a boner.

[ like ugh jack, come on! why would he ever have a boner. you're so rude, jack. so rude. except he also feels kind of ridiculous for asking now and just -- you know what? this was a terrible conversation track and he regrets it. ]

I-- I mean, in general, I guess? I know you don't have them here but it would... be cool if you did? I don't know. Nevermind. What are we even doing?

[ please change the subject, jack. dear god. ]