[ hawke: > tries to turn this conversation into something less shitty hawke, a few moments later: > tanks it into the core of the earth ]
You can be violent any time of the day, Jack! Dates are when you cuddle! That's simple logic!
And I wanted to know about her tits! I didn't want to know about her as like, a person. Or if you felt anything for those tits. I didn't think you did, actually, but if you're saying I should've asked about your feelings for those tits, I guess I will!
Suck it up, loser! His dick is alright, a 7 out of 10, I'd say. Maybe more but usually I keep those ratings for people I actually see a future with. His dick is fairly futureless.
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Date: 2017-03-31 08:53 pm (UTC)hawke, a few moments later: > tanks it into the core of the earth ]
You can be violent any time of the day, Jack! Dates are when you cuddle! That's simple logic!
And I wanted to know about her tits! I didn't want to know about her as like, a person. Or if you felt anything for those tits. I didn't think you did, actually, but if you're saying I should've asked about your feelings for those tits, I guess I will!
Suck it up, loser! His dick is alright, a 7 out of 10, I'd say. Maybe more but usually I keep those ratings for people I actually see a future with. His dick is fairly futureless.