I'm not telling you the fake one because what if I want to reuse the answer at a later date? No, you won't be learning all my tricks, Jackie boy.
The real one is that I noticed you haven't been wearing your Hyperion sweater a lot lately and I gather it's because of that unfortunate coincidence with our resident gang of ne'er-do-wells. But you look good in yellow and it's strange to see otherwise so I thought you might want a replacement. I also wanted to do something nice for you. Satisfied? I'm not out to get you today, no.
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Date: 2017-03-23 06:37 pm (UTC)The real one is that I noticed you haven't been wearing your Hyperion sweater a lot lately and I gather it's because of that unfortunate coincidence with our resident gang of ne'er-do-wells. But you look good in yellow and it's strange to see otherwise so I thought you might want a replacement. I also wanted to do something nice for you. Satisfied? I'm not out to get you today, no.