Ohh, you know, hadn't even thought about that, but you know? Yeah. Yeah, that is the kind of stupid AI they would make up. [ He laughs ] I mean, you know- No, wait, who am I kidding, there's no way you'd know, but here's some juicy insider trading for you, bucko. Last I heard, they were actually, legitimately working on a gun with water. Which, I mean, how many batteries are they smoking? Hello, it's called a Super Soaker? God. They're so— They're so friggin' stupid.
[ Jack laughs more at the thought, because he really wants some idiot with a Maliwan water gun to think that it's actually something deadly before they get blasted away by a Hyperion rifle. That's beautiful business right there. But as Rhys's attention shifts to his gun, Jack's ends up heading there too. ]
It's a sweet-ass gun, if I do say so myself. Which I obviously do. Like, granted, this isn't the deadliest gun I have, but this old girl? She's special. Actually, it's pretty weird seeing it again, since I was a dumbass and got rid of them after the whole Elpis thing. Should've saved them, but, eh.
[ Honestly, he probably lost them sometime as he was adjusting to his new insane mindset, but those are details! They're also details that this Jack may not fully remember, but it's also just his sort of personality to gloss over things like that and not dwell on it much longer than needed. After all, he has an idiot to shock. ]
...Kinda missed it, actually. I spent forever modding it to be like this. God, I- I actually remember working on it during breaks when I was sick of whatever stupid code bullshit I was working on.
[ Jack is definitely just talking his head off to not have to answer the question here, because any kind of answer is going to ruin Rhys giving himself a nice shock. At least it won't kill Rhys, since these phasers are set to stun, duh. Or more accurately, these elemental guns are at least built with safety mechanisms to dampen the effects when you're messing with them, since killing your customers during maintenance is generally bad business practice. ]
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[ Jack laughs more at the thought, because he really wants some idiot with a Maliwan water gun to think that it's actually something deadly before they get blasted away by a Hyperion rifle. That's beautiful business right there. But as Rhys's attention shifts to his gun, Jack's ends up heading there too. ]
It's a sweet-ass gun, if I do say so myself. Which I obviously do. Like, granted, this isn't the deadliest gun I have, but this old girl? She's special. Actually, it's pretty weird seeing it again, since I was a dumbass and got rid of them after the whole Elpis thing. Should've saved them, but, eh.
[ Honestly, he probably lost them sometime as he was adjusting to his new insane mindset, but those are details! They're also details that this Jack may not fully remember, but it's also just his sort of personality to gloss over things like that and not dwell on it much longer than needed. After all, he has an idiot to shock. ]
...Kinda missed it, actually. I spent forever modding it to be like this. God, I- I actually remember working on it during breaks when I was sick of whatever stupid code bullshit I was working on.
[ Jack is definitely just talking his head off to not have to answer the question here, because any kind of answer is going to ruin Rhys giving himself a nice shock. At least it won't kill Rhys, since these phasers are set to stun, duh. Or more accurately, these elemental guns are at least built with safety mechanisms to dampen the effects when you're messing with them, since killing your customers during maintenance is generally bad business practice. ]