[ Ohhhh my god?! Jack feels like he's being doxxed right now, and it's easy to see him just getting offended like a moron. ]

Cripes, don't flatter yourself, dickhead. I know this is hard to understand, considering you've never even looked at a set of weights, but working out alone? Kind of shit because you don't have anyone to compete against or to spot you, two—

[ ...There's really not a two. Jack pauses, and the fact that he hadn't quite thought this out fully becomes pretty clear. ]

It's not being lonely. Jesus.