My PARTNER who I take out WARRANTS with. Yes, we're definitely dating. Because warrants are great first dates, sure?
Spoiler alert, they're not. That's not my brand of romance.
Anyway, thanks for your concern, MOTHER, but I think I can deal with whoever I'm sleeping with quite fine. No need to spill my business everywhere. I mean, it's not as if I ask you who you're shacking up with or trying to woo, do I? I joke, but I never push you about anything!
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Spoiler alert, they're not. That's not my brand of romance.
Anyway, thanks for your concern, MOTHER, but I think I can deal with whoever I'm sleeping with quite fine. No need to spill my business everywhere. I mean, it's not as if I ask you who you're shacking up with or trying to woo, do I? I joke, but I never push you about anything!