THANK GOD there's one other adult but I mean lay off the drinks pal. You're gonna get a rep as the drunk uncle. Since you don't strike me as the dad kinda guy. Wait those words are hilarious just realized. I'm totally changing your entry name because blah blah everyone will know who you are.
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Perfect.
FUN FACIAL HAIR FACTS: Did you know that on Pandora, having well-trimmed facial hair is widely considered a target to get your ass beaten into next Tuesday? SOURCE: The kickass soul patch I used to rock. Which a Psycho Midget tried to rip off my face. Their hands are so tiny, great for grabbing facial hair.
I friggin' hate that planet. Think if we blow ourselves up we could also blow it up too? No one would miss it. SERIOUSLY.
ARCHIVED PROFILE: NAME: Dorian Pavus AGE: 30 HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'10" | 160 lbs BODY MARKINGS: Fabulous moustache SKILLS: Mage. Can cast fire, lightning, ice, and spirit magic, with a specialization in necromancy. Ability to conjure spirits of the dead, cast protective barriers, dispel hostile magic, and fade step. Draws power from proximity to death. Otherwise, good at chess, magical theory, languages, and bitching. Also has best ass among participants. POSSESSION: Staff
DORIAN PAVUS
Drunkle Pavus
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Perfect.
FUN FACIAL HAIR FACTS: Did you know that on Pandora, having well-trimmed facial hair is widely considered a target to get your ass beaten into next Tuesday? SOURCE: The kickass soul patch I used to rock. Which a Psycho Midget tried to rip off my face. Their hands are so tiny, great for grabbing facial hair.
I friggin' hate that planet. Think if we blow ourselves up we could also blow it up too? No one would miss it. SERIOUSLY.
ARCHIVED PROFILE:
NAME: Dorian Pavus
AGE: 30
HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 5'10" | 160 lbs
BODY MARKINGS: Fabulous moustache
SKILLS: Mage. Can cast fire, lightning, ice, and spirit magic, with a specialization in necromancy. Ability to conjure spirits of the dead, cast protective barriers, dispel hostile magic, and fade step. Draws power from proximity to death. Otherwise, good at chess, magical theory, languages, and bitching. Also has best ass among participants.
POSSESSION: Staff